Who Can't Throw a Gutter?

Sucking at bowling is one thing, but consistantly being bad is another. Last night I threw 12 splits in 3 games. My first two games were 159's.
My last game I had a 140 in the 8th with a spare in the ninth. Yeah! Throw a gutter and then a nine and I get a triple patch. Just throw a gutter!!!!!
We already had the game one so my teammates are all for it.
Oh no Not me. I was thinking just go for the 10 pin you miss it all the time anyway.

NO - I got a nine. Pins were falling all over the place -It wasn't pretty either. I was laughing too hard to pick it up - 168.