Wednesday, December 10, 2008

In Honor of the Gov

I am seeking to build my personal wealth and maintain power in the workplace.
Memo to Sales Reps.
I am selling prime positions in the paper to the highest bidder. Yes - the front page strip ad can be bought. You want your ad on page 3? Grease my palm!
You need to make your numbers this month? I can help pad your numbers if you pad my pocket book. Because I have this position right now to do it and it is golden and I'm just not giving it up for nothing.
Nothing is sacred everything is for sale!
Don't even try to bug my F**in phone or tap into my F**in blogger account - I will act very hurt and Deny it all!!!!!

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